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| Bob Rivers - 3 Inch Tool Lyrics: | ||
(Parody of "I Only Wanna Be With You" by Hootie And The Blowfish) Little me, my nuts are as small as pearls, You like to laugh at me because I'm hung just like a squirrel. Sometimes it bugs me, I'm not a bigger guy, When I was a baby it was exactly the same size. But there's nothing I can do, Cause I only got a 3 inch tool. Come home with me, have a cocktail at my place, I gotta tell you before we get past 2nd base. In my pants, ain't no big schwing, But if you can find him he's a friendly little thing. But there's nothing I can do, I only got a 3 inch tool. When I'm comming outta the pool, I only got a 1 inch tool. http://www.free-lyrics.org Sometimes I wonder if It'll ever extend, I get embarassed when I'm hanging with my friends. They like to razz me, I don't know why. They get me a Happy Meal and super-size my fry. And there's nothing I can do, I only got a 3 inch tool. And when I'm comming outta the pool, I only got a 1 inch tool. Yea, it's small but it's real cool, I'm happy with a 3 inch tool! I only got a 3 inch tool. View more Bob Rivers Song Lyrics: Bob Rivers - Hey Now You're A Porn Star Lyrics Bob Rivers - You Don't Smell Like Flowers Lyrics Bob Rivers - Little Billy's Willy Lyrics Bob Rivers - Tight Christmas Lyrics Bob Rivers - Little Hummer Girl Lyrics Bob Rivers - Feelin' Boobies Lyrics Bob Rivers - Walking In Women's Underwear Lyrics Bob Rivers - Not So Silent Night Lyrics Bob Rivers - Oops, I Farted Again Lyrics Bob Rivers - White Trash Christmas Lyrics |
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