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| Lyrics > B > Bob Rivers > Cat's In The Kettle | 0-9 A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z | |
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| Bob Rivers - Cat's In The Kettle Lyrics: | ||
Did you ever think, when you eat Chinese It ain’t pork or chicken but a fat siamese? Yet the food tastes great, so you don’t complain. But that’s not chicken in your chicken chow mein. Seems to me I ordered sweet-and-sour pork But Garfield’s on my fork. He’s purrin’ here on my fork. There’s a cat in the kettle at the Peking Moon The place that I eat every day at noon. They can feed you cat and you’ll never know Once they wrap it up in dough, boys: They fry it real crisp in dough. http://www.free-lyrics.org/3820-Bob-Rivers.html Chou Lin asked if I wanted more As he was dialin’ up his buddy at the old pet store. I said "Not today. I lost my appetite. "There’s two cats in my belly and they want to fight." I was suckin’ on a Rolaid and a Tums or two When I swear I heard it mew, boys: And that is when I knew... There’s a cat in the kettle at the Peking Moon I think I gotta stop eatin’ there at noon. They say that it’s beef or fish or pork But it’s purrin’ there on my fork. There’s a hair-ball on my fork. View more Bob Rivers Song Lyrics: Bob Rivers - Hey Now You're A Porn Star Lyrics Bob Rivers - You Don't Smell Like Flowers Lyrics Bob Rivers - Little Billy's Willy Lyrics Bob Rivers - Tight Christmas Lyrics Bob Rivers - Little Hummer Girl Lyrics Bob Rivers - Feelin' Boobies Lyrics Bob Rivers - Walking In Women's Underwear Lyrics Bob Rivers - Not So Silent Night Lyrics Bob Rivers - Oops, I Farted Again Lyrics Bob Rivers - White Trash Christmas Lyrics |
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