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I don't know what's going on here
I can't stop scratching

"You are one frightening dude in that outfit you're wearing"
"Have a good time at the party"

I was riding an a cab on Halloween night
When my thighs began to itch and bite
For my monster suit had something inside
And suddenly to my surprise

(He had a rash) I had a monster rash
(A monster rash) it made me twitch and thrash
(It made him scratch) it spread out like a flash
(He had a rash) I had a monster rash

My rented costume must have carried the fleas
From the last time it was used in Vancouver East
There were rips in the elbows and holes in the toes
And the crotch had started to decompose
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(He got a rash) I had a monster rash
(He left the bash) to the drug store on Ash
(Pulled out his cash) there were bugs in my patch
(He was aghast) it was a monster rash

The itching was no fun
And the partyers were all stunned
To see a friendly wolfman
Put cortisione on my bum

And out from the kitchen a voice did ring
Someone had been watching as I scratched my thing
He opend the door, grabbed my wrist and said
"If only I'd come as a proctologist"

(He made a pass) he saw my monster rash
(He had to dash) from the man in the moustache
(Fell on his ass) oh my cahonies got mashed
(He left the bash) I had a monster rash

"Come here, I got a secret to tell you"
You've got to be joking
No, I most certainly will not suck your blood
(Ba-Ooooh, monster rash).....

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