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If God had long hair and a goatee
and if his eyes were pretty glazed
If he looked spaced out would you buy his story
would you believe he had an eye infection

And yeah, yeah, God looks baked
yeah, yeah, God smells good
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

What if God smoked cannabis
hit the bong like some of us
drove a tie-dyed micro-bus
and he subscribes to Rolling Stone
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When God made this place in the beginning
did he plant any seeds
or did he put them there for Adam and Eve
so they'd be hungry for the apple
that the snake was always offering

And yeah, yeah, God rolls great
yeah, yeah, God smells good
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

What if God smoked cannabis
do you s'pose he had a buzz
when he made the platypus
when he created earth, our home
does he like Pearl Jam or the Stones
and do you think he rolls his own
up there in Heaven on the throne
and when the saints go marching home
maybe he sits and smokes a bowl



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