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| Pat Shortt - Jumbo Breakfast Roll Lyrics: | ||
When I wake up in the morning and I jump straight out of bed Grab a hold of me luminous jacket and shake off me aul porter head I don't have time for a fancy breakfast or put muesli in a bowl I just head to the Statoil garage for the jumbo breakfast Roll Two eggs two sausage two rasher two Bacon Two puddin one Black and white All stacked like a tower on top of each other and rolled up good and tight If you're having some tea the milks over there, you'll find sugar in the bowl Says she Do you want some sauce on that says I, I do in my roll Now whether you're a chippie or a plumber or a brikie or a team just tarring the road. Or a shower of lads coming back from the razz with a crowd or on your own If you're working up a ladder or peeling pigs bladder or find yourself digging in a hole There's no sight better than melting butter, from a jumbo breakfast roll Two eggs two sausage two rasher two Bacon Two puddin one Black and white All stacked like a tower on top of each other and rolled up good and tight If you're having some tea the milks over there and you'll find sugar in the bowl Says she Do you want some sauce on that says I, I do in my roll http://www.free-lyrics.org Well just the other day after me roll and tea, in me gut I got an awful ache I went to me Doctor he said that's an artery blocker your havin every morning at break (I know theres too many words in that but im not bloody bob dylan) So to change my lifestyle he has me walking five miles and seeing a dietician called Noel But I can't get from my head the sight of two runny eggs on my Jumbo breakfast roll Two eggs two sausage two rasher two Bacon Two puddin one Black and white All stacked like a tower on top of each other and rolled up good and tight If you're having some tea the milks over there and you'll find sugar in the bowl Says she Do you want some sauce on that says I, I do in my roll Well the years have passed on and my life has changed and now I am a different man Im after losin three stone, I'm doing a line with a girl called Joan and we are both Vegetarian My blood suger levels are good to go and my cholesterol is low, but in the morning I'd sell my soul Just To sit outside any Maxol Emo Shell Statoil forecourt and ate a Jumbo breakfast roll Two eggs two sausage two rasher two Bacon Two puddin one Black and white All stacked like a tower on top of each other and rolled up good and tight If you're having some tea the milks over there and you'll find sugar in the bowl Says she Do you want some sauce on that says I, I do in me HOLE! View more Pat Shortt Song Lyrics: Pat Shortt - Jumbo Breakfast Roll Lyrics |
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