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| Lyrics > W > Weird Al Yankovic > I Want A New Duck | 0-9 A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z | |
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| Weird Al Yankovic - I Want A New Duck Lyrics: | ||
Woh oh I want a new duck One that won't try to bite One that won't chew a hole in my socks One that won't quack all night I want a new duck One with big webbed feet One that knows how to wash my car And keep his room real neat One that won't raid the ice box One that'll stay in shape One that's never gonna try to migrate or escape Or I'll tie him up with duck tape I want a new duck A mallard I think One that won't make a mess of my house Or build a nest in the bathroom sink I want a new duck One that won't steal my beer One that won't stick his bill in my mail One that knows the duck stops here http://www.free-lyrics.org One that won't drive me crazy waddling all around One who'll teach me how to swim and help me not to drown And show me how to get down How to get down baby Get it? ***** ***** *** **** **** *** *** I want a new duck Not a swan or a goose Just a drake I can dress real cute Think I'm gonna name him Bruce I want a new duck Not a quail or an owl One that won't molt to much One that won't smell too fowl One that won't beg for breadcrumbs Hangin' around all day He'd better mind his manners Better do just what I say Or he's gonna be duck patte, duck patte, yah, yah * ***** ***** (*** ** **) **** ******* (lots of quacking sounds) View more Weird Al Yankovic Song Lyrics: Weird Al Yankovic - Nine Coronas Lyrics Weird Al Yankovic - The Night Santa Went Crazy Lyrics Weird Al Yankovic - Livin' La Vida Yoda Lyrics Weird Al Yankovic - Elmo's Got A Gun Lyrics Weird Al Yankovic - Alimony Lyrics Weird Al Yankovic - Like A Surgeon Lyrics Weird Al Yankovic - Who Let The Cows Out Lyrics Weird Al Yankovic - Which Backstreet Boy is Gay Lyrics Weird Al Yankovic - Girls Just Want To Have Lunch Lyrics Weird Al Yankovic - Wanna Be Your Lover Lyrics |
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