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| Lyrics > W > Weird Al Yankovic > I Lost On Jeopardy | 0-9 A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z | |
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| Weird Al Yankovic - I Lost On Jeopardy Lyrics: | ||
Oh-oh-oh-oh I was there to match my intellect on national TV Against a plumber, oh, and an architect, both with a PhD I was tense, I was nervous, I guess it just wasn't my night Art Fleming gave the answers Oh, but I couldn't get the questions right, -ight, -ight I lost on Jeopardy, baby (oooh) I lost on Jeopardy, baby (oooh) Well, I knew I was in trouble now My hope of winning sank Oh, 'cause I got the Daily Double now And then my mind went blank I took Potpourri for one hundred And then my head started to spin Well, I'm givin' up Don Pardo Just tell me now what I didn't win, yeah, yeah http://www.free-lyrics.org I lost on Jeopardy, baby (oooh) I lost on Jeopardy, baby (oooh) That's right, Al--You lost. And let me tell you what you didn't win: a twenty colume set of the Encyclopedia International, a case of Turtle Wax, and a yeard's supply of Rice-A-Roni, the San Francisco Treat. But that's not all. You also made yourself look like a jerk in front of millions of people. You brought shame and disgrace to your family name for generations to come. You don't get to come back tomorrow. You don't even get a lousy copy of our home game. You're a complete loser! Don't know what I was thinkin' of I guess I just wasn't too bright Well, I sure hope I do better Next weekend on The Price Is Right, -ight, -ight I lost on Jeopardy, baby (oooh) I lost on Jeopardy, baby (oooh) I lost on Jeopardy, baby View more Weird Al Yankovic Song Lyrics: Weird Al Yankovic - Nine Coronas Lyrics Weird Al Yankovic - The Night Santa Went Crazy Lyrics Weird Al Yankovic - Livin' La Vida Yoda Lyrics Weird Al Yankovic - Elmo's Got A Gun Lyrics Weird Al Yankovic - Alimony Lyrics Weird Al Yankovic - Like A Surgeon Lyrics Weird Al Yankovic - Who Let The Cows Out Lyrics Weird Al Yankovic - Which Backstreet Boy is Gay Lyrics Weird Al Yankovic - Girls Just Want To Have Lunch Lyrics Weird Al Yankovic - Wanna Be Your Lover Lyrics |
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